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Everyone Is Your Buddy... When You Have A Dumpster

There is nothing more ugly, yet so beautiful as... a dumpster.  Whether a contractor or homeowner, the euphoria is the same.  You are empowered to destruct to construct...

The Good...

They're kind of like a pig roast... as soon as anyone hears you have one, EVERYONE becomes your instant buddy... the neighborhood superstar!  You will get the majority vote in your block as the new street watch captain. Freshly made baked goods arrive in a steady stream from grateful individuals looking to slip a broken coffee pot, or a extremely worn sleep sofa quietly within it's enclosed walls.  Outta sight, outta mind...

The Ugly...  

The battered and twisted metal box of discard happiness arrives at 4:45am in the shadow of darkness, and is dropped off in this sequence... Roaring engine jake brake, followed by the music of grinding transmission gears due to a bad clutch brake, once engaged the sweet melody of a 125 decible back up alarm.  The parking brake is set with a rush of air pressure, the throttle lock kicks in as the 450 hp twin turbo engine sings at 1500 rpm, sending it's sacred cargo towards the heavens like the Titanic facing its final doom.  The saga concludes moments (more like 10 minutes) later as the big truck with a bulldog hood ornament roars off into the darkness, not to return again...  at least not for another week or two... or four...

The Beauty...

You can throw absolutly every single scrap of crap in your possesion over its metal wall, never to be tripped over or cussed at again. 

PLUS, the fact that your neighbors will be forever indebted (provided you constantly remind them, AS YOU SHOULD) for granting them permission, limited as it may be, to commence in the act of... "dispose"...

Then, back to ugly (if necessary)...

Repeat all steps of ugly above, but don't foget to add the tire ruts in the yard...

Bottom Line...

Make sure you get a dumpster from a reputable company, and make sure no contaminates are thrown carelessly away.  Dumpsters are really a vital cog in the construction industry... and neighbor relations...

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